Sunday, July 31, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 7/31/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 78 for Sunday, July 31st, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-31T12_22_33-07_00

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, the Brewmaster, plus a new song on MIKE MAKES MUSIC!  This one you'll want to dance to!  You know you want to dance.  Just dance.

Tomorrow it's Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  They won't be dancing.  Between them they have six left feet.

Mike
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Saturday, July 30, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Saturday 7/30/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 77 for Saturday, July 30th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-30T19_53_07-07_00

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd, and John Deer plus another installment of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!  Sunday will be fun day.  Or not.

Mike
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Friday, July 29, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/29/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 76 for Friday, July 29th, 2011!

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-29T08_08_33-07_00

Last night at a party in Mountainview
we watched the Project Runway season debut
the party included with magazine picture tearings
what Heidi Klum should be wearing
my designed Heidi Klum wore an interesting green top
to accentuate everything that she got
which is everything, she even has the singer Seal
I guess she's going to survive unless she gets a little crazy...orange peal!
Woooh, that was a close one.  She looked a little thin in last night's episode.
Heidi looked emaciated and small
'cause she's not pregnant as usual

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega plus it's another installment of RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS!

Tomorrow it's Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Either they're in, or they're out.  Actually they're out...of their minds!

Mike
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Thursday, July 28, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 7/28/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 75 for Thursday, July 28th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-28T08_59_47-07_00

So I don't understand, need a second look
why people "check in" on facebook
I know it's easy to do with your smartphone
but why let people know when you're not home?
after about a hundred people have their houses broken in
people will think twice about checking in
though police will be able to trace it back to your facebook friends
you know some hacker will figure out how to disguise that end
Besides, why not talk about where you've been after you've been there?  Excluding MIKE ON MOBILE of course...
So how much info do you want the Internet to really see behind?
Someday you'll remember you actually had a private life!

Today we hear from Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster, plus it's another installment of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  They will be "checking in."  Feel free to break in to their houses.

Mike
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 7/27/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 74 for Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-27T13_21_20-07_00

So the other day instead of watching TV
we just sat around did, what's it called? Oh yeah, read
Actually my wife and our room mate read
I went through and deleted emails instead
I had over 400 sitting in my inbox
so I went through and tried to figure out what I don't want
Bed Bath and Beyond, is that necessary if I'm a guy?
Probably not, and anyway their prices are way too high
We registered there when we got married.  I still love the coffee maker we got.  I digress
So instead of being bombarded by cathode rays
reading some good literature is a better way to end your days

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer plus it's another look inside the MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA!

Tomorrow it's Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!  Thank god none of them have their own TV shows!

Mike
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Tuesday 7/26/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 73 for Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-26T18_18_56-07_00

So I was trying to get gas on the run
for a relatively low cost at 2.71
It was in Castro Valley at the Quick Stop
someone should have told me it would be a big flop
now this is a clean podcast so I don't use
naughty words or do humor that's blue
so I will call the people there "picks" I know that sounds dumb
they all acted like "picks" wouldn't let me get to a pump
seriously, I was there before 2 other cars and they swooped in like total picks
I went somewhere else and got gas for four cents more
and I ain't gonna go to Quick Stop anymore!

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega, plus it's another installment of NEWS RANDOM.

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  None of those guys are picks.

Mike
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Monday, July 25, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Monday 7/25/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 72 for Monday, July 25th, 2011


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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-25T14_03_49-07_00

So I'm thinking about all the time I spent
in so many Border's so now I must lament
I went to many different ones
in Nashville, DC, and California
Santa Monica was the first one I went in
I bought a CD there, I think it was over ten
dollars and it sat on a nice wood rack with pride
I loved the smell of that place and the coffee stores inside
I am happy to say I did perform once in one.  The next week it closed!
So here's to Border's and after 40 years getting the axe
Now where will I go while my wife's in TJ Maxx?

Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as another installment of INTO AN INTERVIEW!

Tomorrow we'll hear from Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  That's not just a tease, it's a threat.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Monday 7/25/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 72 for Monday, July 25th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-25T14_03_49-07_00

So I'm thinking about all the time I spent
in so many Border's so now I must lament
I went to many different ones
in Nashville, DC, and California
Santa Monica was the first one I went in
I bought a CD there, I think it was over ten
dollars and it sat on a nice wood rack with pride
I loved the smell of that place and the coffee stores inside
I am happy to say I did perform once in one.  The next week it closed!
So here's to Border's and after 40 years getting the axe
Now where will I go while my wife's in TJ Maxx?

Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as another installment of INTO AN INTERVIEW!

Tomorrow we'll hear from Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  That's not just a tease, it's a threat.

Mike
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Sunday, July 24, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 7/24/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 71 for Sunday, July 24th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-24T08_46_26-07_00

So I was getting ready to get a podcast out
Then my wife said, We're leaving now!
She said we had a half hour of time
and I still had to walk the dogs so they'd be fine
because as I said last week we laid sod and it was tough
and I didn't want the dogs going and digging it up
so I tried to get them tired with a walk real fast
yet after being gone for a couple hours they still destroyed the grass
you were right Bob!  Take the victory lap, you were right!
So that's why no show yesterday online
and why I'm a little perturbed at our canines

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd, and John Deer as well as another edition of MIKE ON MOBILE.

Tomorrow it's Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!  Monday...and you will love it.

Mike
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Friday, July 22, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/22/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 70 for Friday, July 22nd, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-22T15_06_44-07_00

Ever wondered how much food we waste
Doesn't it leave an awful taste?
But you yourself are a culprit
ever put something in the back of the fridge and forget about it?
Or when you go to a party with food and condiments
and the host says, here go home with some of this
So you leave with it since you're put on the spot
Then realize three months later you let it go to pot
You may also be wondering why your fridge stinks?  It's because you let food go to waste!
So look beyond the milk in your frigidaire
You might realize there's something still edible there!

Today we hear from Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega plus we take another look inside THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA!

Tomorrow it's Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Oh, and it will be Saturday.  Pick from one of the hundreds of boring 3D movies littering your local theater.

Mike
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 7/21/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 69 for Thursday, July 21st, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-21T11_49_00-07_00

So the other day I was drinking blue tea
When I opened my mail and found out I have jury duty
Well, maybe I won't get called, we'll see
I have to do that automated call in thing
I would really like to put in my civic time you see
But I have a wedding to DJ the next week and that would be
a real bummer to cancel my plans to help out my cousin-in-law
but if I don't do my civic duty I'd be breaking the law
This wedding's going to be in a barn in Washington state...how awesome
I started off the summer at a wedding in Washington DC
I hope a Washington state wedding will end the summer for me

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as another installment of EMAIL FOR ME MAIL!

Tomorrow we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  They all like peas.  They're cool.

Mike
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 7/20/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 68 for Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-20T20_52_49-07_00

So my podcast today is really late
I've just had so many things on my plate
I would really like there to be some peas
Somewhere on my plate OH PLEASE!
But I don't usually eat peas till Thanksgiving
and then it's just a little bit because I'm toO busy living
it up with turkey legs and mash potatoes with butter
I know you're not listening cuz your mind is in the gutter
that's why you enjoy this podcast with a "clean" label on it!  Oh, so innocent!
I tried not to do yard work today
but I couldn't because it called my name!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer as well as another edition of NEWS RANDOM!

Tomorrow it's Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster.  Stop by and have some stuffing.  Oh wait, we have to wait till November for that, too!

Mike
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Tuesday 7/19/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 67 for Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-19T16_47_33-07_00

So sorry I missed yesterday
It was a really busy day
I promised on our anniversary to my wife
we would get grass to make our backyard look nice
But the area in question was rock dirt
We had to rent a rotor tiller and I dug till I destroyed my shirt
It was an all day affair, the rental cost 76 bucks
I busted my butt and operated on no Starbucks
I was working on fruit salad from the aforementioned birthday parties from this past weekend
Then today we laid down the sod
It looks good but it can't be touched by our dogs

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega as well as hear the PREMIERE of our new segment...MIKE MAKES MUSIC.  Yes, it's Mike with a new song!

Tomorrow we'll hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd, and John Deer.  If that isn't enough, let me just say that...er...uh...stuff will happen.  There you go.

Mike
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 7/17/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 66 for Sunday, July 17th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-17T12_11_09-07_00

So yesterday for the second Saturday and then some
We were at a birthday party that was awesome
Last time it was Bob this one was Tom's game
Let's hear it for three lettered first names
We went out to Roseville near Sacramento
I waved to Vacaville like I said I would last show
And the temperature was not like the surface of the sun
I met some cool folks who were nice a whole bun
and I learned how to play a throw the bean bag game
Today's my mother-in-law's birthday
Can one man eat so much ice cream and cake?

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeoqueen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as another installment of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow we'll hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Prepare yourself for a "friending frenzy" on Facebook!

Mike
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Saturday, July 16, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Saturday 7/16/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 65 for Saturday, July 16th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-16T09_59_16-07_00

So we're driving inland today
because Robin's uncle's having a birthday
His name is Tom and he's turning 60
my favorite TV actor was Bill Bixby
He was the guy in the incredible Hulk show
before CGI they used a real guy to play him though
named Lou Ferrigno, he's in I Love You Man
it's a really funny movie watch it when you can
You're my broseph...and a million other one liners from that film
So as we drive through Vacaville today
I'll say "hello Vacaville" and wave

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd, and John Deer.  We also have our first installment of RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS!

Tomorrow we hear from Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster.  Tomorrow will also be Sunday.  Hello, my name is Calender. 

Mike
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Friday, July 15, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/15/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 64 for Friday, July 15th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-15T15_37_18-07_00

I watched a Lewis Black concert last night, it was gold
He shouts a lot less since he's gotten over 60 years old
He talked about his parents who are in their nineties
and the crazy things they say that makes your jaw drop to your knees
He mentioned they've been married 64 years
The people applauded and there were cheers
Then Lewis said "to those of you who didn't clap
How bitter are you you miserable sap!"
Well, I had to embellish a bit to get the rhyme out of that...so go along with me...
I met him once very briefly and he was nice
I'm glad to see he still has some demons left to slice

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega plus it's another installment of MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT!

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Oh, hey, it's Friday.  Raise the roof!  Especially if you're building a barn.  You'll need to raise that up so's that you finish building it now!

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/15/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 64 for Friday, July 15th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-15T15_37_18-07_00

I watched a Lewis Black concert last night, it was gold
He shouts a lot less since he's gotten over 60 years old
He talked about his parents who are in their nineties
and the crazy things they say that makes your jaw drop to your knees
He mentioned they've been married 64 years
The people applauded and there were cheers
Then Lewis said "to those of you who didn't clap
How bitter are you you miserable sap!"
Well, I had to embellish a bit to get the rhyme out of that...so go along with me...
I met him once very briefly and he was nice
I'm glad to see he still has some demons left to slice

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega plus it's another installment of MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT!

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Oh, hey, it's Friday.  Raise the roof!  Especially if you're building a barn.  You'll need to raise that up so's that you finish building it now!

Mike
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 7/14/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 63 for Thursday, July 14th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-14T10_21_05-07_00

It was twenty years ago
I worked at a station called KNJO
it was located in Thousand Oaks
amidst the breast implants and SUV jokes
we were located across from an auto mall
sleazy car dealers every where, short and tall
and our station played mellow brain dead music
among all the radio selections you probably wouldn't choose it
seriously, Michael Bolton every hour.  Is that enough to be committed?
Oh and everything played off thin reel to reel tape
I hope you enjoyed this trip down memory lane!

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeoqueen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as another edition of NEWS RANDOM!

Tomorrow we hear from Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  So make sure to send in your questions for her now!  She's only clairvoyant between regular business hours!

Mike
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 7/13/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 62 for Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-13T13_45_39-07_00

It's Wednesday morning and I'm in awe
I am still thinking about the movie I saw
It was the first of the "GIRL WHO" Swedish movies
lots of subtitles and the Swedish language is groovy
I would say this movie is pretty darn graphic and besides
I haven't read the books so I know I'm behind
They're going to make Americanized versions that will NOT be good
It's very hard to keep that Swedish cold dark dangerous feeling in Hollywood
But seriously, the Swedish language is a trip!  They sure have great furniture!
So thanks to that movie I was up late
And I'm having a Swedish meatball on my plate

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega as well as another edition of THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA!

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd, and John.  Those three.  Just them.  Three.

Mike
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Tuesday 7/12/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 61 for Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-12T15_18_20-07_00

So we've got a nice backyard
It's small but keeps the dogs from being bard
But we don't have any grass
It's just dirt and that's a pain in the ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies
So that's our next big project to rotor till
Then lay down sod and a fence that will
keep our two boxers from walking on it
cuz if they do the grass will die and turn to shih tzu ground running area
this will be so much fun as you can see I'm trying to watch HGTV to psych me up for it
So thanks for listening to today's show
Sorry I missed yesterday's though

Today we hear from Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster as well as another edition of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow it's Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  The fun continues!  (For as much Wednesday's can be fun....wahh wuhhhhh!)

Mike
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Sunday, July 10, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 7/10/2011

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MIKE''s DAILY PODCAST effizode 60 for Sunday, July 10th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-10T14_48_00-07_00

Well I DJ'd a birthday party
I showed up on time and wasn't tardy
I played classic rock and funk
Then packed all my records in my trunk
Actually all the music fit on a thumb drive
I feel bad for the guys that DJ'd back in 1975
Lugging records and huge speakers everywhere
Now they sit around with bad backs and very little hair
which I can identify with on the scalp part...but my back was spared yesterday!
So I hope Bob's b day was great for him
Now let's all go take a swim!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the giftshop supervisor, Floyd the floorman, and John Deer the engineer as well as another edition of NEWS RANDOM.

Tomorrow it's Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster!  Any brewing tips?  We'll just have to wait and see!  Wink!

Mike
Podcast.Blog

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Saturday 7/9/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 59 for Saturday, July 9th, 2011

Listen to today's show at MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-09T13_05_09-07_00

My neighbors are having a garage sale
I look out the window and I see every kind of male
They want tools or cheap nice speakers
Women want dresses and children's sneakers
Then later on today I'm going to DJ
our really cool friend Bob's 50th birthday
I have a lap top and my podcast mixer and a stereo
that'll the power the speakers like I did when I was in radio
actually, back then, we had even CHEAPER equipment...and I got paid for it!
so as I'm playing usher and black eyed peas
make sure your Saturday is the bee's knees

We have a visit today from Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Plus today is the first installment of EMAIL FOR ME MAIL!

Tomorrow is Chely Shoehart the giftshop supervisor, Floyd the floorman, and John Deer the engineer.  Why do we allow our occupations to define us?

Mike
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Friday, July 8, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/8/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 58 for Friday, July 8th, 2011

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-08T17_08_08-07_00

It looks like the end of the space race
No more shuttles to send into space
Now the shuttles all go to museums
So little kids can go inside and pee in them
Now the private companies are the ones to go up there
You've got advertising space from the rockets to underwear
I remember when I saw the shuttle take off it was big
I was in Florida with my mom I was sweating like a pig
Now we have to concentrate on going to Mars...why? Because it's there...and nothing else is
So the satellites won't be interrupted up high
until Richard Branson goes for a joy ride

Today we hear from Benita, DFP, and the Brewmaster plus it's another installment of MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT!  Where will Mike lead you today?  I don't know, and I'm Mike!

Tomorrow it's Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Saturday on a super silly scale.

Mike
Podcast.Blog

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 7/7/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 57 for Thursday, July 7th, 2011

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-07T17_06_23-07_00

Going through the closet we used to worry about
Now we have our emails to clean out
I have so many unread
I feel like one of the undead
That would put me in a vampire phase
Now there's a burgeoning wearwolf craze
I can't wait till the popularity of Frankenstein again
He's big and dumb and like an old friend
he's basically a zombie with electrodes and a really cool forehead
So if emails have you in retreat
Just click "all" then hit delete!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer as well as another installment of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow it's Benita the Rodeoqueen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.  Three people you wouldn't want to have breakfast with.

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Mike
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 7/6/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 56 for Wednesday, July 6th, 2011

Listen to today's show at MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-06T15_54_58-07_00

So I ordered a bunch of cards
to tell people that I don't shard
No that's not true you know
Most people have do and the cards are for the show
I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out
the precise wording for the card to stand out
so it doesn't get thrown in five minutes in the trash
to sit amongst so many things that once cost cash
in other words, I have never once got any contact from any of my business cards
so before you waste good dough my chap
make sure your business card cuts through the crap

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Plus, it's another edition of NEWS RANDOM!

Tomorrow we'll hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer!

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

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Oh and the winner of the new email name...

MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Mike
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Tuesday 7/5/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 55 for Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-05T14_13_22-07_00

I went to the mountains with some friends
Over the Independence Day weekend
We walked around a big lake that was fat
It was called Pinecrest or Pinebutt or something like that
And we were in the middle of nowhere
Yet about 80 million people had decided to go there
It looked like a mountainized take on Malibu
But there was a lot more clothing and less whores than Havasu
Seriously, you drive that far you expect less folks, but this is California
so before you go anywhere in the Golden State I bet
you should make sure that Yelp hasn't reviewed it yet

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeoqueen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster as well as a fun post-Independence day edition of MIKE ON MOBILE!  A big THANK YOU to Christy Jill Brush Gourley for her contribution to this crazy installment of MIKE ON MOBILE.

Tomorrow it's Valentino, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega!

I am no longer providing the "direct MP3 link" to my show.  I will only do so when Podomatic.com is down or if I've run out of bandwidth with them.  Say "bandwidth with" 5 times fast.  Very difficult.  I have had so much difficulty with Posterous.com, who I send out my blog through, taking the MP3 link location and turning it into a player that not every website I have can play.  If that last sentence made no sense well then don't worry.  My posterous website, by the way, is MikeMatthews.posterous.com

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Mike
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Friday, July 1, 2011

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 7/1/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 54 for Friday, July 1st, 2011

To listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com click here...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-07-01T12_06_16-07_00

so tomorrow we will embark with friends
on a fun weekend trip to the mountains
we're a crew where no one lags
most of us hate sleeping bags
We'll be up in the California Sonora country
where people found gold in our early history
and some guy invented a tough tent material
his name was Levi Strauss he struck it rich but not on a gold like mineral
wow, I didn't mean to sing about denim today, who knew?
Welcome fireworks, flags and eagles
remember only use fireworks where it's legal

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer as well as another edition of INTO AN INTERVIEW with a very cool singer/songwriter!

Tomorrow...no show...but if you feel like you need a fix of Mike's Daily Podcast go to my main website and look on the far right side for any cellphone cinch casts I may drop while I'm on vaca.

Or go directly to my cinchcast page...

http://cinch.fm/MikeMatthews

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Mike
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