Wednesday, February 29, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 2/29/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_29_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 247 Wednesday February 29th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-29T10_11_13-08_00

So here we are on Wednesday morning so drab
I have just downed some cereal that is fab
yesterday I ate some thing that just blew me away
it was at a restaurant in Oakland called the Brown Sugar Cafe
I ate a pulled pork sandwich that was better in my mouth
than any sandwich I had while I lived in the South
they also served a mashed yams that I really have to say
my wife and I looked at each other wondering why we don't eat there everyday
they were smoked!  Smoked yams!  Doesn't sound like it works but it works!
Meanwhile we send our prayers to North Alabama my former home afar
they're getting some big storms this week so we hope for no damage or harm.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT? and on NEWS RANDOM a free cool song from a cool group plus artist.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people that love smoked yams.  In fact, they smoke yams so often the government has put them in jail for too much secondary yam smoke.  The only negative of that is you start craving turkey, stuffing, gravy, and other rich foods.

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll never care about February the 29th again.  Except if you have a thing for bizarre days.  National Tissue Day, for example.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 2/28/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_28_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 246 Tuesday February 28th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-28T17_24_42-08_00

So tomorrow's going to be leap day
there's some cool thing about that to say
if you're born tomorrow there are things you can't negate
like you'll age only every four years and that's great
getting an extra day to work on taxes is also a plus
course trying to get that together can drive you nuts
Oh and have you watched the tv show that PBS has on
it's called History Detectives and it has 9 seasons
they talk about stuff you never knew about...like how people from other countries used to be featured in exhibits at world fairs
that's something I can't understand about our history
the things are forefathers did were pure insanity...except inventing the phone...and electricity...and the combustible engine...not so happy about gas right now, however.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE and on NEWS RANDOM has romance changed for the worse?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that can't wait for Leap Day tomorrow.  They're going to use it to gather as many things as they can with the date 2/29 on it since it only happens every four years.  They have lots of free time.

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll never care about February the 29th again.  Except if you have a thing for bizarre days.  National Tissue Day, for example.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Monday, February 27, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 2/27/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_27_2012
MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 245 Monday February 27th 2012
Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...
http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-27T16_29_53-08_00
So no Sunday show yesterday
my wife and I made it a sight seeing day
we went to a place at the Port of Oakland
that was a park on some beautiful land
it's called the Middle Bay Shoreline Park
and it's right in the midst of where the cargo ships are
they took an old naval base and train station
and made a park with the view of SF in all its expansion
and then today I discovered a rebate card I got which I never used and it expired in July!
It was for five bucks but don't you hate
when you discover something like that way too late...like coupons...buy one get one free...almost filled sandwich or coffee cards with one left that get lost!
Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES and on NEWS RANDOM a band from where I used to live makes good!
Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE with another fun piece of audio from my past.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who never forget about money rebates or coupons.  They're what you call completely organized and cognizant.  In other words, an annoyance.
Mike
Sponsor this show and you'll never have to wonder ever again if anyone loves you.  Because I love you.  Well, actually, let's just say "like" till we get to know each other, deal?  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com
Podcast.Blog.com
Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461
Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!
"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Saturday, February 25, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 2/25/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_25_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 244 Saturday February 25th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-25T16_27_11-08_00

Here we are it's Saturday
I think overall it's been okay
I think I should have just taken a pass
on today's show because I am without sass
I was listening to a podcast called "Never Not Funny"
and I guess I don't see how comedians can be sunny
when they're supposed to hate everything they see
it's a comedian's podcast that makes me feel like a hayseed
not that there's anything wrong with hayseeds.  They help grow hay which is something I hear horses love.
So that's pretty much my intro song for today
Maybe something wiser from my mouth will come my way....tomorrow if God's willing...though I'm sure He has more important things...like keeping Rick Santorum out of the White House.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK and on NEWS RANDOM what the heck's a shipper?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people that don't listen to anyone's podcast but mine.  That's what they tell me.  Secretly, however, I know they listen to the podcast by my arch rival, Snark Darville.  He's a real pest.  He just recorded a whole podcast on the Academy Awards and they don't happen till tomorrow.  He's seen it already and he's commenting on it.  Genius.  I hate him.

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe they'll make a movie about you that will be up for an Oscar starring George Clooney.  When George wins his best actor award he'll say an off-color joke and you'll be ruined.  Fun.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Friday, February 24, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 2/24/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_24_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 243 Friday February 24th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-24T17_57_35-08_00

So my wife found an article
online that was remarkable
it talked about the actual ages of celebrities
one's that aren't what they appear to be
Mariska Hargitay is 48 doesn't she look fab?
Her parents were the most beautiful she could have had
James Lipton from the Actor's Studio is in his mid 80's
that's shocking even if unlike him you like the ladies
and that one thin guy from Big Bang Theory is actually like 38!  He's almost 40 and he's playing a twenty year old.  Nice.
It's Friday and the celebration can begin
no matter if your old or young or whatever state you're in...here we go...another podcast from Mike.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment delayed from yesterday RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS and on NEWS RANDOM the only thing Vegas has to be proud of.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who aren't nearly as old as they look.  I mean aren't nearly as young as...no that's not right either.  I think I'll just leave it to your imagination.  Yeah...that seems to work best for this show.

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll no longer have to worry about high gas prices.  Why?  Because my show's not a car.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Thursday, February 23, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 2/23/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_23_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 242 Thursday February 23rd 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-23T17_17_10-08_00

I'm getting this podcast to you a little late in the day
I was busy with a new song I will later for you play
I was inspired by late 80's Van Halen
though you won't notice that at all I'm thinkin'
so another thing I hated about Las Vegas was
how every where you walked there someone that does
something like try to sell you night clubs and prostitutes
what's the deal with that?  That is so uncouth.
They try to put these cards in your hands even when you're walking with your wife.  WTF!?!
So this is show number 2 using my new computer
I hope that this show rocks and that it's not a pooper...I feel it will be fun...I could be wrong...I have been known to be so.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC plus on NEWS RANDOM why Las Vegas thrift stores are being picked over!

Tomorrow we'll hear the delayed from today segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega: three people that love Van Halen.  The old one.  No, not the David Lee Roth one, the one where  a very young Danny Bonaduce sang Irish Folk songs with the Brothers VH.  It's true!  Look it up!  Just wait till I leave the country before you do.

Mike

Sponsor this show and everything that you love will be forwarded to your address from the house that's getting all the things you love right now.  That house sucks.  Fix it.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Sponsor this show and your Valentine's Day will be complete!  You know, as complete as this stupid day gets.  Hallmark decides.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 2/22/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_22_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 241 Wednesday February 22nd 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-22T13_59_40-08_00

So this will be the easiest opening song that I
have ever written because of my interesting life
last Thursday I went to Las Vegas and I
don't think I'm cut out for that kind of life
more on that later on my segment called MIKE RIPS SOMEONE
A NEW ONE oh that segment is so much fun
but I digress because I have not done this in a while
that speech at the Grammy's David Grohl gave made me smile
he said, when he won his award, I MADE THIS IN MY GARAGE!  No autotuning involved
as you know I'm not a fan of the autotune
let's be real on records and not eat a prune...those are gross...no autotunes or prunes is my new slogan.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE and on NEWS RANDOM why Las Vegas sucks.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people that didn't even notice I was missing for a week.  They just went on with their lives trying to be useful and beneficial to the world.  In other words, they slept.

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe I'll never take another week off again!  That could happen and so could the thing about monkeys coming out of me from a most unfortunate place.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Sponsor this show and your Valentine's Day will be complete!  You know, as complete as this stupid day gets.  Hallmark decides.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Saturday, February 18, 2012

I hate Vegas. HATE IT!!! I am never ever EVER coming back! Details on Monday's show.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 2/14/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_14_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 240 Tuesday February 14th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-14T17_09_41-08_00

I am going to be off till next Monday
I hope you don't mind that I'll be out of the way
the show is on a mini-hiatus since
I'm going on a little trip with my prince..cess
the lady of my life whom I wish a Happy Valentine's
is going with me somewhere where people are fine
with gambling away all their money and partying
we won't be drinking much or gambling
it's for our former roommate's birthday as she turns the big 21 and wants to be in sin city when it happens!
so I might do a couple Mike On Mobile's
but really I'll be busy with stuff for a while...so just smile...the show peaked at number 13 and is now at 19.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE where we hear another interesting piece of audio from my past. On NEWS RANDOM: Downton Abby lies!

Tomorrow...well...no show.  No show till Monday...possibly earlier.  You can go to this show's main website at Podcast dot Blog dot com to catch special exclusive MIKE ON MOBILE's from Las Vegas.  Look for the cinch player on the far right hand side of the webpage!

Mike

Sponsor this show and your Valentine's Day will be complete!  You know, as complete as this stupid day gets.  Hallmark decides.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Monday, February 13, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 2/13/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_13_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 239 Monday February 13th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-13T17_46_07-08_00

So just as everyone predicted before
Adele took every grammy she was nominated for
she even joked about some snot that came out of her nose
out of all of last years' music she was anything but snot as far as that goes
but now on to a better show that was the night previous, well,
it was Saturday Night Live with Zoey Deschanel
though she looked like a deer in the headlight most the show
they did pull out a skit that made me laugh ever so
it was Zoey imitating one of the Olson twins and Abbey Elliot immitating Zoey
Jason Sudeikis was a little off but is still fun
and Nicolas Cage as himself was the best one...as Andy Samberg imitated him...life imitating art...or something like that.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA and on NEWS RANDOM the significance of Adele's snot.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people that were on Saturday Night Live for five minutes in the 80's when everyone had stopped watching it.  They were upstaged by a drunk Clara Peller who threw beef at them.  It wasn't worth the paycheck.

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll be part of one of the fastest rising podcasts on the Net!  Now at number 13 on the Podomatic Comedy Top 20!  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Sunday, February 12, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 2/12/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_12_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 238 Sunday February 12th 2012
 
Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...
 
http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-12T13_33_02-08_00

Well bless my stars!  I don't know what to say
my podcast went top 20 yesterday!
That would be the comedy category
since this doesn't fit in anything else it seems
the show as of yesterday is now at number 17
that's just above Lesbian Mafia and below something
that I can't read, it's in another language
this is on Podomatic.com if I haven't mentioned this
thank you thank you thank you for listening to this show and being a supporter
on a sadder note we lost Whitney Houston
let's for a moment think of one of her songs...How Will I Know?...I Wanna Dance With Somebody?...I Will Always Love You...my favorite was All the Man that I Need...no I'm not gay

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE and on NEWS RANDOM what the heck are you doing Adam Sandler?

Tomorrow we bring you the much and oft delayed segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who never listen to this show which is probably why it took so long for me to reach number 17.  Thanks guys for the no support.  Ohhhh, I don't even know what a podcast is.  Waaaaaa!  I just peed myself!

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe you'll reach number 17 on the best sponsor in the world chart!  You deserve it!  Surely!  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Saturday, February 11, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 2/11/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_11_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 237 Saturday February 11th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-11T14_30_01-08_00

So tomorrow is February 12th 2012
which is 2-12-2012...ain't that swell?
Is anything interesting going to happen tomorrow
maybe you'll sleep all day or find a Frisbee to throw
my dog, Basil, can not catch a Frisbee
he likes to chase it but picking up is not easy
so he just scrapes it and scrapes it till it's broken plastic
remember when we were kids and we were so spastic?
The French, apparently, are less worry-warty about their kids than we are...Ce La Vie!
So enjoy today's podcast to yours from mine
I think I might take tomorrow off if you don't mind

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC and on NEWS RANDOM we find out some interesting rumors on Danielle Radcliff.

Tomorrow we may or may not finally get to the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley:  three people that only play Frisbee if they are allowed to catch it with their teeth.  They have an affinity for the word WHAMO!

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll be loved by millions of adoring fans.  That's right.  Fans.  If by fans you mean air molecules.  They'll adore you.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Friday, February 10, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 2/10/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_10_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 236 Friday February 10th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-10T13_47_13-08_00

So here we are it's Friday
I am struggling with what to say
I guess I could sing about how
the weekend is finally here...oh wow
or I could sing about how I used to love record stores
walking in I would hear a song I never Heard before
then I would limit what I could buy and never cassettes
in the pre-CD world that is one thing you wouldn't get
but then there were the people that hated how records skipped so they'd be fine with tapes
now all the stores are all but gone
my wallet doesn't miss them, is that wrong?

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  And on NEWS RANDOM we find out what ludicrous TV shows the top 4 networks are planning to bring us this year.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster:  three people who used to live in record stores.  Right there in the little section between Country and Western.  Sometimes they'd stretch out to jazz but only after a long day when they needed to unwind.  Wild.

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe instead of hearing me say my name every day I'll be saying your name!  Is yours Mike Matthews too?  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Thursday, February 9, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 2/9/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_9_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 235 Thursday February 9th 2012
 
Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...
 
http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-09T16_07_02-08_00

It's Thursday and I've got no energy
so maybe this podcast may be low in hilarity
my wife and dog and I went on a pretty long walk
when we got home the last thing I wanted to do was talk
but oh wait, that has never stopped me before
I have done shows with one tiny idea and nothing more
if you've listened to me for any amount of time in fact
you probably have wondered about this important fact
but wait...I have an idea for a show right now...let's do it on cooking healthy
no that's been way over done
so on with the show that's one low energy one

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we finally bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT and on NEWS RANDOM we hear about a politician that finally found a heart.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that always suffer from low energy but they refuse to drink that little bottle energy drink for fear it will cause them to murder...again.

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe a famous celebrity will show up in your living room asking if they can sleep on your couch.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 2/8/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_8_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 234 Wednesday February 8th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-08T13_58_24-08_00

I had a flashback to 2007
about a place where I worked which was not heaven
they brought in some old guy who was supposed to be
a big guy in radio but a big jerk was he
he supposedly been in radio since the golden days
but he walked around like he was in a haze
and he had everybody else do his job cuz he didn't give a crap
sitting in his big office chair often times taking a nap
and he was on the radio too where he used this big ridiculous fake voice
and he couldn't talk up the intro's to songs
cuz one word out of his mouth took way to long...hello...my name...is...idiot.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring another special edition of INTO AN INTERVIEW with Ryan Vanderwerf of the band Modern Heist.

Tomorrow we'll finally get to MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have all worked under jerks.  A jerk boss isn't someone who micro-manages.  It's someone who sucky-manages.  There IS a difference.

Mike

Sponsor this show and all your dreams will come true.  Except the ones where you're running down a hall and it keeps stretching.  That's petrifying.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 2/8/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_8_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 234 Wednesday February 8th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-08T13_58_24-08_00

I had a flashback to 2007
about a place where I worked which was not heaven
they brought in some old guy who was supposed to be
a big guy in radio but a big jerk was he
he supposedly been in radio since the golden days
but he walked around like he was in a haze
and he had everybody else do his job cuz he didn't give a crap
sitting in his big office chair often times taking a nap
and he was on the radio too where he used this big ridiculous fake voice
and he couldn't talk up the intro's to songs
cuz one word out of his mouth took way to long...hello...my name...is...idiot.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring another special edition of INTO AN INTERVIEW with Ryan Vanderwerf of the band Modern Heist.

Tomorrow we'll finally get to MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have all worked under jerks.  A jerk boss isn't someone who micro-manages.  It's someone who sucky-manages.  There IS a difference.

Mike

Sponsor this show and all your dreams will come true.  Except the ones where you're running down a hall and it keeps stretching.  That's petrifying.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 2/7/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_7_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 233 Tuesday February 7th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-07T12_53_17-08_00

So I got caught up on the show Downton Abbey
and I have to say the plot's gotten a little grabby
they brought in a character that may or may not
have died but his face is burnt so that's all we got
last season the show was only 4 episodes long
now they're going up to at least episode 6, that's wrong
because before they left out any stupid plot points
I stopped watching Weeds and Parenthood cuz of week joints
TV becomes crappy when it goes to the typical soap opera bull pucky
I love all the actors on Downton Abbey however
so I guess they can pull out of their butts whatever...and I'll go along with it...like people who watch the superbowl...like lemmings.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we have a surprise special segment today, INTO AN INTERVIEW, with singer Cassie Thompson of the new group Modern Heist!  We also hear a live performance of one of their songs!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the oft delayed segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people who only watched Dowton Abbey once and were so confused by the British accent that they let out a big Frankenstein's monster scream and destroyed their TV's yelling "FIRE BAD!"  So dramatic.

Mike

Sponsor this show and create a little space online where your wildest dreams come true.  Vote for Pedro.  Vote for Podcast.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast


Monday, February 6, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 2/6/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_6_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 232 Monday February 6th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-06T12_19_16-08_00

So I watched the superbowl yesterday
because I'm a hypocrite regarding everything I say
yesterday's show I complained about why all the hype
just to watch a bunch of commercials and athletic guys
then while I was standing in a store just before the game
I heard two ladies say they couldn't wait to watch the same
because one was all about Eli Manning the other Tom Brady
now I see why this game appeals to the ladies
and I saw that Clint Eastwood commercial.  It was long.  Very long long long.  And I guess inspirational.
Have you heard enough media chatter go on and shout it
funny how in just two days you'll forget all about it!...you'll be thinking of Valentines Day...Or trying not to think about it.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you a special edition of RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS!

Tomorrow we bring you the delayed segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT plus we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that watched the superbowl yesterday and now all they can talk about is how glad they are that the Giants won...since deep down they love giants; Andre, Jolly Green, Conan O'Brien...they're all just so adorable!  So precious so..Ow!  Get off my foot!

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll have helped endorse a fantastic wonderful program that really appeals to penguins that live up the street from you.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Sunday, February 5, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 2/5/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_5_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 231 Sunday February 5th 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-05T11_48_17-08_00

So this is that day that there's that big football game
and people on the west coast act like they're insane
because they actually care about an east coast face off
yeah I believe that like I believe a good singer is David Hasslehoff
the NFL should thank all the people that say
I watch for the commercials not the game
does that not sound like the most warped view  ever
when do we like watching commercials in reality?  Never!
If I'm THAT starved for entertainment I have to watch commercials...please unplug life support.
I'm going to watch the game at a friend's house
so I'm a hypocrite but at least I'm honest about it...maybe next year we'll go on a nice hike...or go shoplifting...something at least half way more entertaining.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment EMAILS FOR ME MAIL.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where I tell you about a place or thing you should try to find.  We'll also hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley:  three people who won't watch the football game today because they would rather watch some other overhyped sports finale...The Booger Blowing Olympics.  Kleenex is not allowed.

Mike

Sponsor this show and maybe you'll start growing hair again.  What?  You already grow hair?  I loathe you.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Friday, February 3, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 2/3/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_3_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 230 Friday February 3rd 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-03T15_45_06-08_00

So yesterday was Groundhog's Day
and I guess we have 6 more weeks of Winter on the way
yeah, a rodent has the power of prognostication
that belief is why we're such a great nation
and this was the week that we heard a gaff from Mitt
regarding poor people though out of context I'll admit
and something with Planned Parenthood and Susan G Komen
oh and there's some game on Sunday that will be watched by all men
I won't be watching the game...I'll be watching the neglected food plate sitting in the kitchen
Groundhog's Day is a great movie with Bill Murray
we learn falling in love breaks the day from recurring...Andy McDowell's magic...being a tv weatherman's a sad life.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people who slept entirely through Groundhog Day yesterday.  In fact, when I said Groundhog Day to them they thought I was coming over with ground pork.  Idiots.

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll find the tooth fairy has left you a shiny quarter under your pillow.  That's why you woke up choking on a coin.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Thursday, February 2, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 2/2/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_2_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 229 Thursday February 2nd 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-02T13_38_41-08_00

Here we are the second day of the second month
and already there is so much I have doneth
I have watched the latest episode of the biggest loser
that nbc show that has overweight people being ruder
there was this guy that got on the show mid-series because he won
an outside competition where he and his sister had to lose weight on their own
when he got on his team the folks were so incredibly cold
like little babies only weighing as much as baby grands that joke's old
this season so many contestants are from the midwest and sound like Michael Moore
last night was also my last night doing pilates
so much for that livingsocial deal...at least I redeemed this...how many don't...that's how they stay in business.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who love watching the biggest loser because they always end up seeing relatives on it.  It's cheaper than paying for Internet so you can have a facebook account. 

Mike

Sponsor this show and see for yourself why so many people are saying there is a renaissance in podcasting!  Even though that makes no sense.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 2/1/2012

Mikes_daily_podcast_2_1_2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 228 Wednesday February 1st 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-01T16_00_01-08_00

So today is the first day of February
and Mary Mary is quite contrary
this month has one more day this year
one more day to get ready for taxes, oh dear
and today I went to a cool mobile gourmet truck
not sure if it was worth the seven buck
for a plate of creole that was a bit watery
this was in Palo Alto so there's lots of young rich folks to see
they work at software companies and all look like they need to eat a little more
Silicon Valley has lots of thin people
maybe it's they don't eat cuz they're always full...of numbers...and code...and working late hours.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL where he'll talk about Mitt Romnitoidarthritis, Newt Evil Gingrichofthewest, Rick He Hates Gaysantorum, and Barrack Hekilledosama Obama.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that have never eaten at a roach coach, though they have eaten at gas stations.  That's where the good food is at...egg salad sandwiches that have been sitting for 8 weeks...hot dogs who have been spinning on little metal log jams for fifteen hours.  Gourmet stuff.

Mike

Sponsor this show and find that you have the new clout to do any thing you want.  Like telling people how "baller" you are.  What a stupid word.  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

Podcast.Blog.com

Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

"Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast