MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 5/18/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 12 for Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

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Yesterday we went to an art exhibit
Lots of senior citizens in it
Then we saw a clueless lady
Pushing around a coughing baby
It was a stroller with a germ dispenser
The older people looking for hand sanitizer
The baby coughing all over the art pieces
I'm only glad he wasn't hitting them with feces
I guess, in the end, we were all glad about that...
Worse than a restaurant full of screaming children
Is a coughing baby sprinkler dressed like a little pilgrim

Actually I just added that last part.  If he was dressed as a little pilgrim I wouldn't mind.

Walking the dog this morning (no, that's not my dog on today's picture) we found out something interesting about my street at 8am.  I'll tell you what that is.

Valentino the Parking Attendant and Bison Bentley have found a buyer for the parking lot, I'll tell you who.

Madame Rootabega could quite possibly save the day.  Why and how you'll find out in the podcast.

Also, the premier "effizode" of Mike on Mobile!  I mention the "Pulp Fashion" exhibit we saw at the Legion of Honor in San Francisco.  We also saw a display of dresses by the late fashion legend Cristobal Balenciaga.  Yeah, I don't know a thing about a fashion.  Now maybe I know something.  Let me see, should I wear my Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt or my "Love Guru" t-shirt today?

Tomorrow we'll hear from Chely Shoehart and Floyd the Floorman.  Maybe I should just call him Floyd.  His job shouldn't define him.

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